Fauxgingerwithasoul

Hi, I'm Zoe. I'm 19 and live in England. This is a multifandom blog, plus the occasional serious issue post. If you want to know something about me, just go ahead and ask.

Current Life things:
Got into Aberystwyth University!

Cosplays:
MageHawke (Dragon Age 2) -in progress
FemFrodo -refining
Elsa (Frozen) -For Ishouldnotbearousedbythis, in progress

Videogames:
Fallout New Vegas
Fallout 3
Harvest Moon DS
Harvest Moon: A New Beginning
Sims (2&3)
Animal Crossing
Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3
Dragon Age, Origins, 2, and Inquisition(SOON)

Animal Crossing New Leaf:
Dream Address= 7400-2518-8717
Friend Code= Send me an ask.

Steam: zoe1694 OR zoe.b

legocrafted:

I’m from Mattel. Well, I’m not really from Mattel, I’m actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

<3

(via ishouldnotbearousedbythis)

clemlin:

vegankatie:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

BLESS.

(via revivalsword)

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(via starspangledunionjack)

ordinary-everyday-superhero:

After seeing the Amazing Spider-Man 2, I just want a miniseries called Harry & Max about Electro and Harry mugging hot dog vendors in a park and pushing kids off bikes while an upbeat 90’s style theme song plays in the background and they both open doors that collide with each other and smile and laugh and get ice cream and then knock more kids off bikes.

(via billyteddy)

Look who arrived yesterday!

insp (x

(via 221stepstobakerstreet)

officialwiccan:

Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!

GET TO KNOW ME MEME → [5/5] favourite films

Pacific Rim (2013)

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violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

(via nymphdora)

arineat:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

I know at least two people who’ll undoubtedly try to marathon the extended editions of these films.

(via revivalsword)

madeyegirl:

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

I need to Reblog this twice for good measure

(via starspangledunionjack)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(via starspangledunionjack)

If you ever feel unlucky here’s a reminder that 3 of my cosplays I started or completed the week before the characters changed actually quite fucking drastically.

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

(via thefinalcircleofhell)

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”

(via hey-assbutt-its-a-parade)

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

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